

How was everyone’s first day of school?
Those of you who showed up, that is.

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Awww, come on, Mr. Turpin, have a little fun!
I will pass, thanks.
You’re sad faces do not move me.
What about this one? This is my please face.
Sorry.
Awww, come on, Mr. Turpin, have a little fun!
I will pass, thanks.
You’re sad faces do not move me.
Okay, but I have to warn you: I can look damn good in a lab coat.
That’s nice.
You don’t believe me?
Oh, I believe you. I just don’t care.
Awww, come on, Mr. Turpin, have a little fun!
I will pass, thanks.
Okay, but I have to warn you: I can look damn good in a lab coat.
That’s nice.
You don’t believe me?
Oh, I believe you. I just don’t care.
Ooohh…I don’t know how good I’ll be at chemistry, Mr. Turpin, but I’ll try not to blow up the classroom.
Yes, please do try.
Okay, but I have to warn you: I can look damn good in a lab coat.
That’s nice.